Alex Clark

Betty


Have your cake and eat it too!
This week I am in a huff with the humans. They have had sooooo much lovely chocolatey goodness after their Easter break and they won't share any of it with me! They keep telling me chocolate is bad for dogs. Yeah, I've heard that one before. It's nothing to do with the fact that that chocolate cake is just so delicious you don't want to share it. A likely story. Honestly, you would not believe the way they sat there with their lovely brightly coloured napkins eating their chocolate cake like children at a birthday party. Outrageous. And they gave me a dog biscuit and a nice long walk in the fr..
How to claim the best spot on the sofa...
Getting the best spot on the sofa is easy. The first thing to do is make sure the humans are all busy - this is easy at Alex Clark Art, they are always busy! The next thing to do is find something to chew on - absolutely anything will do, a stick, a teddy, even one of Alex's shoes will do nicely. This lulls the humans into a false sense of security, thinking you're occupied causing mischief. Now's your time to strike. Quiet as a ninja, climb up on to the sofa and make yourself at home. When the first human spots you, they’ll give you a pat and say how adorable you are. Pose for a ph..
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