Alex Clark

How to claim the best spot on the sofa...

How to claim the best spot on the sofa...

Getting the best spot on the sofa is easy. The first thing to do is make sure the humans are all busy - this is easy at Alex Clark Art, they are always busy! The next thing to do is find something to chew on - absolutely anything will do, a stick, a teddy, even one of Alex's shoes will do nicely. This lulls the humans into a false sense of security, thinking you're occupied causing mischief. Now's your time to strike. Quiet as a ninja, climb up on to the sofa and make yourself at home. When the first human spots you, they’ll give you a pat and say how adorable you are. Pose for a photo! By the time lunch time comes around, you’re the king of the castle. The humans will try to entice you out of their seats with that pretend ‘I’ve got a treat in my hand’ thing, they’ll offer you your toys, they’ll sit next to you in the hope that you’ll move but hang in there. Soon they’ll be sitting in the dog bed, watching you enviously as you resume your napping. And that’s how it’s done.

 

Posted by Betty